I don’t even know where to start with Nikki Vega — she’s a tattooed and pierced bottle-blonde with what just may be the most outrageously perfect set of tits that’ve ever driven me to distraction — and a booty to match. Add to that a spunky tude and a droolworthy red and black rubber outfit with garters and fishnet stockings, and… yes, yes in fact that is my tongue you just tripped over; want to make something of it? All hail Nikki Vega, her eminently kissable lips, and every dangerous curve on her dangerous, dangerous body.